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Wow, desperate times calls for desperate measures! Well, I thought my previous story was comical. At least this DID NOT happen in Florida!

A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn’t been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: ‘He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.’

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.

The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.

Officer Johnson commented: ‘Once you think you’ve seen it all, something else comes around.’