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Introducing the Barack Obama! He slices! He dices! He makes perfect slider burgers and omelets in seconds—all without rubbing, buffing or scrubbing! How much would you pay to have your very own Barack Obama in the White House?
Don’t answer yet! Because if you act now, you’ll also get improved health care, a better environment, fiscal sanity, tax relief for the middle class and common-sense foreign policy!
So throw out the old maverick and the incompetent soccer mom! Get your very own all-new President Barack Obama! Not for a thousand dollars or $750 dollars or even $500 dollars…No! It’s all yours for the low, low price of only 270 electoral votes!
Hurry and vote—all sales are final and this offer ends November 4th! And as an extra BONUS, if you act now, we’ll throw in a sense of self pride that you helped take part in the most important election of our time!
VOTE NOW! 1-800-IMSOLD.
NOT SOLD IN STORES!!
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