According to Yahoo Buzz, Tom Cruise makes a hush-hush appearance in the movie and is BALD. Check it out.

Tropic Thunder” may have done more than re-establish Ben Stiller as a scribe and Robert Downey Jr. as the man of a 1,000 accents. The 127-minute inside-joke-a-minute satire may have restored, at least for the moment, the glory of Tom Cruise.

Good luck catching a glimpse of Cruise’s prolonged cameo as a despicable movie executive (if that’s not too redundant). Paramount wisely bought the advance critical hype and clamped down on publicity photos. His stint as lunatic backstabber Les Grossman has sent people searching for ”tom cruise tropic thunder” (+919%), “tom cruise fat tropic thunder” (infinity spike), and certain moves that will remain non-spoiled (and must be seen to be believed anyway).

The performance prompted Esquire to run a headline, “Welcome Back, Tom Cruise.” Meanwhile, searches have soared for “tom cruise movies” and “tom cruise imdb.” Cruise’s comic turn taps into the manic reservoir that got him a Best Supporting Actor nomination as a sexist self-help guru in “Magnolia” and the ridicule after the Oprah’s incident. (Or, as searchers describe it in Olympian terms, “tom cruise couch jumping.”)

For the moment, fans can emerge from deep hiding and enjoy the boy wonder without shame. With the stars and searches coming into alignment for Cruise, the only thing he has to watch out for is himself… and maybe Angelina Jolie replacing him on the comeback trail.

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